I've got an entire orchard full of blog topics just ripe for the picking. But you know how it goes, when ripe you must pick now, or they drop and rot into a squishy mess on the ground. And you have to make your way through what you've harvested within a relatively narrow window of time, or you're left with baskets of stinking blog topics in your entry-way that you really should have taken care of three days ago. By then, it's too late. And too dang bad if you used wicker baskets. Good luck getting those clean.
And so, I think (painful as it may be), I'll just let you skim the headlines. I haven't got a clue which to actually write. Eh, or none. Perhaps tomorrow will bring something even more exciting?
Aurora Supplier Fails to Deliver
iPad App Eliminates Rooster Predicament
Daughter Steals Dad's Jackass Calendar
Feminine Hygiene Product Review Thrills
Book Relocation Project Alarms Mother
Oppressed Hens Plead for Rescue
Dreadful Road Attacks Tire Again
Abandoned Christmas Tree Claims Corner
Kid's Brain Deletes Spelling Words
Mittens Missing, Boy Launches Attitude
Intriguing Shoelace Knot Kryptonite Discovered
Ladybugs Replicate on Cardboard House
Curious Preschooler Counts Snowman's Balls
8 comments:
Daughter steals dad's Jackass Calendar? XD
Feminine Hygiene Product Review... with Thrills? XD
An ipad app that helps roosters?
Ball counting? XD XD
I'd click over for any of them, really. ;)
Oh my, I love all of these! So funny! Sorry about your tire. I am quite curious about the Rooster predicament. Apparently that iPad is quite handy indeed.
I vote for the iPad Rooster thingy... I'm glad I'm not the only one with unfinished blog posts. :)
Hahahaha... you should write them all! :)
I Iove this! Isn't this ever bloggers dilemma; the posts we dream up and get ideas for but just never write? I hope to read some of these though!
I second Amy! Then I will comment bomb your blog. ;)
How about you let us vote for the one we want to read about the most?
Even so, this is genius. All the posts that never make it to the screen - it's a shame really, but it's life. And you will likely remember what every single one of those 5 Word headlines represents. Really? That's all that matters.
Okay, I think I'd love to read entries on any of these topics! ;-)
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