
Okay. So the truth is, objects may be smaller than they appear in that picture. And a little lopsided. And maybe I started to worry after my blogging friends (one after another) privately confided in me that they weren't at all satisfied with how their own little melons turned out.
These ones were developed in Minnesota. Literally, not figuratively. Minnesota is close by. Pretty close by. So I thought we should be good.
Still, I prepared the kids for the likely scenario that instead of juicy goodness, poo and filth might ooze out of them once we finally whacked one open.
If there is one thing from the garden I've been waiting for and dreaming of... One thing. Yeah, this would be it.
Hmmm...

Smells good enough.
But how would it taste?
I saved the seeds just in case we would want to plant acres and acres of them.

See. I told you they were small.
Being the sacrificial giving mother that I am, I signed myself up for the first taste. To save my kids. In case the melons were poisonous. Because that was a real possibility, you know.
Ready.
Set.
Go!

Ding! Ding! Ding! We HAVE a winner, folks!
The man of the house, the one who runs the tiller, and complains that I always plant everything way too close together, he had one suggestion:
"Maybe we should till up that whole area of alfalfa next year and grow melons instead"
He likes my melons.
The chickens got the peeling, and they agreed.

After that, I'm almost ready to declare the entire pathetic garden a roaring success this year. Almost.
Linking up with:
KinderGARDENS - almost done (the linky seems to have gone missing)
Selfie Magic
22 comments:
I'm dying here...that first shot is hilarious.
He he he he...
Thank YOU for making me smile, and laugh (even though laughing makes me cough right now)
AND I love how the chickens got to have some of your small melons, too.
And...
HA HA HA HA...
I.LOVE.it! That first shot had me cracking up! And baby girl looks like she is SERIOUSLY enjoying that fruit!
Hahaha! Clever way of displaying your melons!
You killed me. I'm now dead. XD
That first shot is hysterical!!!! :D
I'm going to have to try melons again... ours never got that big. ;)
OH MY GOODNESS! Girl, you are HILARIOUS! I'm with you on the small and lopsided! TOO Funny! Thanks for the laugh!
You so cracked me up with this post! So glad you love your lopsided melons!
You write a delightful blog! Great photos too! Hope you have recovered from the tetanus shot and are feeling much better. Thank you for commenting on my blog. It would be wonderful if someday you wouldn't have to take thyroid med anymore.
BWAHAHAHA! I love you. :)
That is so funny!!!!!!! My kids LOVE melon - can't keep it in the house. They will polish off one in just 1 meal. I'm happy they love the good things.
Your tiny melons are awesome! Your expression is even better and the narration above and below the shot is just priceless!
Hahahahah! Love it!
Love the photos! 10 million points for the selfie;)
I love that first picture! Your melons look great. ;-)
Oh my stars.. I am still smiling. What a great post. And your melons look yummy and wonderful. Love your photos..
Hugs, Linda
I love how you brought your husband in at the end...there are so many inappropriate directions I could go with comments at this point, and it's making me laugh so hard I might not get to sleep tonight! You are hilarious!!!
LOL! Too funny :)
At first I was like, "She did not really take that picture!" You are just too funny. And small and lopsided seems to be most of our fates.
I can almost taste it! Maybe someday I will be able to successfully grow melons. And I like your husband's idea. Make way for more melons!
I didn't know my ab muscles were still there in this pregnant belly, but after laughing at your post... well, I've got abs alright and they ache from laughing!!!!
Buahaha! Hilarious!
I bet your melons don't have listeria!
Oh yeah....dying!!!! BWAH HA HA HA!!! :-)
I think your melons are fabulous. And the size difference in barely noticeable. :)
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