Fate

smash [smash] -verb (used with object) to break to pieces with violence and often with a crashing sound, as by striking, letting fall, or dashing against something; shatter.

Yeah, you guessed it.


That is my coat pocket, of course, with some eggs that don't come any fresher.

Freshly smashed, that is.

I guess carrying three reusable canvas bags full of groceries, a backpack (diaper bag), a package of twenty-four double sized rolls of toilet paper, an empty dog food bag, AND at the same time having four eggs in my pocket is just too much.

I have never been very good at multitasking. Although, Lord knows I try.

One out of four isn't so bad?


Oh crap.