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Friday, March 29, 2013

My helper

By default, she's my helper. Sometimes this works better than other times. Sometimes it doesn't work at all. And sometimes, the universe interacts with her in ways that just boggles my mind.

Our local K-Mart is closing, which is a sad thing because it means Mal-Wart wins.

So we went. Just to see what was left, and we found some foam swords. Foam swords! Thus commenced a great battle in the summer-fun aisle. Me and her, with much giggling and squealing on her part, to the great delight of all kinds of old ladies meandering past with their shopping carts. I'm sort of disappointed none of them grabbed a sword to join us.

Then I got distracted by a blow-up bounce house for small kidlings, because I often wish I had a padded room to toss that girl into. It would be good for both her and me, actually. On clearance it was still a ridiculous $200. But you know, I have a job now and so it was slightly tempting anyway. While I was deep in thought imagining how cool it would be to throw her into such a contraption for half an hour, and the great many things I might be able to get done, and how it could perhaps be worth almost $200...

That was when it happened.

"Ka-WHOMP"

The girl? She'd been bravely swinging her sword up and down the aisle like any good warrior.

And she'd been captured.

By a stack of 9 evil plastic pools.

Attack of the plastic pools!

And what did she say?

"It's dark in here"



Looking for the Simple Moments with my friend Brooke. "simple moments is about finding the small things that make up our everyday, things we want to remember and be thankful for. it's the little bits of our lives that might not be remembered when we are gray and old. so we document it, on paper, with a photo, through a blog"

11 comments:

Brooke said...

oh.my.word! hilarity! seriously, I died laughing. one day, oh one day, you will come back here and smile ear to ear, right after you laugh your heart out. I adore her reaction. best. ever.

Simon said...

Too funny. Who needs a bouncy house when you can get a pool for 15 bucks? K-Mart, Wal-Mart, Target...hate 'em all.

Lisa @ Cow Spots and Tales said...

What a way to spend your last Kmart outing! Somehow you even take great photos of discount shopping aisles. :-) Happy Easter to you & family!

At Home on the Hill said...

That is the best story and most beautiful picture to come from a Kmart :)

k said...

that is so funny!!!

T.J. said...

noooo way you could have done that if you wanted to! What a fun story :)

koreen (aka: winn) said...

I read this in my email... because I subscribe... and then I forgot to come over and comment. Which makes me a bad email person.

This made me die. In a good way. I wish I could have been there and see the sword fight. Oh yes. Cutest thing ever.

Adeena said...

Seriously makes me laugh. :D

Victoria Strauser said...

Oh I love this! Too funny!

Victoria Strauser said...

Priceless!

I'm Cassie... said...

I would just love to meet her.

Boo to Wal Mart.