The kitchen table was wiped clean. The floor was vacuumed. Forks and spoons and a spatula and garlic-press were heaped up on a dishtowel. I still had to dry them. Life is just too short to spend time drying dishes. I usually let them air dry but the pile that time... way too big. The laundry I asked the boys to bring down was still strewn across half the stairway.
I heard the door and he came stomping in.
I knew what I should do but still asked, "Do I need to go to the coop?"
"No", he answered, "but you could go anyway." He gave me an update on which animals were in which odd places. It's like a page out of a Dr. Seuss book out there sometimes. Rather entertaining.
"Did you check for eggs?"
He forgot to do that.
No doubt they wouldn't freeze before morning tucked underneath someone's fluffy bottom. That's the nice thing about hens in the winter. Eggs are for sitting on, and the instinct to do so, apparently, is very strong. I would collect them in the morning.
And anyway, it wasn't that cold out.
My littler boy zoomed past me.
If I could bottle up even a quarter of his energy this house wouldn't have a chance. Every drawer, every closet, every spiderweb and spec of dust would be my victim. He shrieked like a little girl when I caught him with my wet hands. Running through the kitchen is risky business when a busy Mom would rather be doing something else.
I folded him into as compact a little package as I possibly could, and held him in my arms like a tiny baby. He giggled.
"I'm going to take you to my nest and sit on you to keep you warm", I told him as I headed for my comfy chair.
"No you're not!", he squealed.
...
Morning comes too soon. Monday again.
The wind howled all night long. It should have been our
The bus comes.
I figure I'll take some crappy pictures just to post here. Because blogging is always better with pictures. And, well, I need to make a trip to the barn.
Ah, Arnold. You make me laugh, every.single.time.
"squeak-a-croak-a-squeeeeeeeeakkkkkk"
Sure enough, Miss Fuzzbutt has done what she is compelled to do, like I knew she would. I thank her for keeping the eggs warm through freezing temperatures overnight, and then wreck her morning by stealing them.
There's some metallic rattling noise on the other side of the coop wall. Odd. The girls are snooping around where they don't belong, looking very comfortable doing so, and now Mercy looks guilty.
It's an unauthorized empty nest and the dog knew about it. Payment for being their bodyguard, I guess. Game on. Next time I'll get them first.
And this... I have the birds trained. It's funny.
Hello? Where are they all?
I sing... "CHICK CHICK CHICK CHICK!!!!"
... wait for it ...
Here they come!
And Arnold is still
