Fun facts:
1. Objects may be closer than they appear. Like, dangerously so.
2. I didn't realize fact number one soon enough.
3. I learned fact number two after I discovered that someone had drooled on me. A lot.
4. Slobbering cows drool like they mean it. And then some.
5. If I could borrow this critter and park it outside my friend Deanna's house to slime up her kitchen window... I totally would.
12 comments:
Yep, a cow would do. How about a bull...that would certainly add some drama. ; )
awesome!
;0)
i kissed a cow once, before i knew how drooly they were.
but more than anything, the thing that bothers me about these pictures is that they can't possibly be taken on a real farm. no farm i know has cows that clean and fences so white and pretty and unmangled by large beasts! ;)
Hahaha... yes they do drool a lot, and you definitely need one. Or two.
Busted by Kirsten!!!
Love your sense of humor-as always, not to mention your images. Sandpaper tounges and drooling slobber-yuck. As a kid there was a great ice cream place with cows you could pat 'round back. I think I lost more than a few licks to some monster tounges like these. Good luck with parking that cow over at your friend's place.
Ha! This is awesome- I feel like I'm right there with a cow in my face- makes me want to go take a shower ;)
That last picture is truly disturbing on a quiet jazz-filled afternoon... I like!
I am not a fan of drool.
And that last shot is very... drooly... ;)
Still can't get over that tongue.
Oh dear! Ha!!!
I had to pause for cows milling about in the road on the way to drop bear off at preschool today! Spot on about cow drool- I was shocked at the amount of liquid the first time I was that close to a cow.
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