Serves me right. I bought something girly. God help me, it's even pink.
But I didn't feel guilty for long, and it didn't stop me from ripping into the very small box. Handcrafted in this country, not mass produced somewhere across the sea. So very soft. No plastic parts, and amazingly, not even any plastic packaging.
Can you guess what it is?

I might possibly have crossed over to the dark side... ummm, I mean girly side. At least one of my sisters will shake her head in disbelief.
Then again, I did find out how to make a tutu.
Please, someone stop me.
Lest I sound too girly, let me say earlier on Black Friday I found a mouse. A fat little brown mouse, awfully cute. And I killed it. With a cat.
I had absent mindedly (who, me?) left the lid off a garbage can in which I store barley. Chickens obviously eat barley, so it's quite reasonable that I have a barley can. Or three. Which I do. Unfortunately for the mouse, but fortunately for the cat, the mouse had a feast until it realized it could not escape.
The next time you have a bad day, be thankful you are not a mouse stuck in a barley bucket.
I shoved the lucky cat into the garbage can headfirst. What happened next was sort of like a blender running upside down, and it made me laugh.
So I am left wondering.
Just how far to the girly side am I destined to go... and why, why, WHY didn't I bring my camera to the barn?
The mouse was cute. But not this cute.

4 comments:
I was a tomboy all growing up...then I had a girl and ALL of a sudden I loved the color pink. I thought something was dreadfully wrong with me. Nope! I was just a mother of a beautiful little girl. Go ahead! Be girly! Keep putting clips in her hair. Because some day, she might start taking them out...and taking off her socks and shoes...in the middle of winter...and play pirates with her younger brother. Not that any of that goes on in my house with my 4 year old daughter and 2 1/2 year old son!
I love your girly girl. Have fun with her and doll her up. Grandma Peg
I'm not laughing at how girly you are, I'm laughing at how hilarious the sudden switch to killing the mouse happened and from picturing the mouse barley blender. Sister Carrie.
I remember when you took such good care of the mice. Or did those few who perished go at the evil hand of their caretaker and a skillfully placed cat? Girly or not, I miss you! MLB
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